No Matter How Kind French And Spanish Children Are, German Children Are Kinder.
There was a contest to get some animals across a river. There was the OneTwoThree dog, the UnoDosTres rabbit, and the UnDeuxTrois cat. The OneTwoThree dog floated across fine. The UnoDosTres rabbit floated across fine. Unfortunately, the UnDeuxTrois cat sank.
A street performer was in a tourist location, and saw people from England, France, Spain, and Germany around. He wanted to make sure people got a good view of his performance, so he got up on a little hill. He asked if people had a good view. The response? "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"
(Notice I asked for puns, not good puns....)