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Re: Multi-language puns
Posted: 15 September 2020, 07:17
by Usay Dress A H
nairobiny wrote: ↑14 September 2020, 17:01
A Russian actor is performing Hamlet. He is rehearsing the famous scene with Yorick's skull.
"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well."
The director yells "Cut! No, no, no, you've got the line wrong. It's 'I knew him, Horatio!'"
"Sorry, sorry", the actor apologises. And he starts the scene again.
"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him Хорошо."
I didn't know that.
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Re: Multi-language puns
Posted: 17 December 2020, 12:43
by Aridigas
A german guy walks into a bar and orders two Martinis.
"Dry?" asked the bakeeper.
"No, two are enough."
Re: Multi-language puns
Posted: 25 December 2020, 03:59
by Usay Dress A H
Aridigas wrote: ↑17 December 2020, 12:43
A german guy walks into a bar and orders two Martinis.
"Dry?" asked the bakeeper.
"No, two are enough."
What's "bakeeper"?
Re: Multi-language puns
Posted: 25 December 2020, 17:24
by Jest Phulin
It's someone who tends a bar in Boston, where they don't pronounce their Rs when they speak. Should be closer to Bah-keeper. Kind of like the prestigious college they go to, Hahvahd.
Or it's a typo of the word "barkeeper."
Re: Multi-language puns
Posted: 04 January 2021, 08:15
by compte obelète
1.
A French guy said to his English friend in a race "regarde, le premier vas finir la course".
His friend replied "premiers is a word used only on movies, not on races".
2.
Pain is bread