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A naked man walks into a psychiatrists office.
The psychiatrist says to the naked man, "I can clearly see your nuts"

A good reputation should be like a good fart
It should precede before your presence and linger after your absence.

When god created the world, the prototype human was almost finished.
Then he said to the responsible construction angel: "Put little toes on them" "Why that?" "For the furniture, you'll see that it's going to be fun." God he's good to us

a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Manta lol funny

On New Year's Eve, a Jamaican man arrives at a fancy dress party completely naked
"I'm a turtle" he says

Oh.. Who's on your back?

"That's Michelle" ( mi shell ) he replies;

religions give us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love ( hate) peace . So Kids dont do religion nd have peace

Q:What happens when 2 pirates get mad at each other?

A:They have an ARRRRGGGYment.

FT3 wrote: ↑05 June 2021, 20:44 What’s the most common type of owl in the world?

The Teat Owl.

AlbusMalum wrote: ↑12 June 2021, 02:36 Uh FT3, I don't get your joke...

Sorry, just looked back in on this thread…

It probably works better as a spoken joke, the answer is basically a tea towel.