I know all those languages. Throw in ASP, C#, JQuery, Ajax, C, C++, Java, I'll do it too

Heck, I'll even relearn unix scripting!
To all those worried about PHP: if you've ever taken an intro course to C, PHP is about on that level (for the most part. Of course it can get complex). You can quickly learn it on your own:
http://www.w3schools.com/php/php_intro.asp
To those who wonder if HTML and CSS is enough: CSS only makes HTML look pretty. HTML is a static page that doesn't move. The only way to interact with it is submitting a form or clicking a link.... in each case, the page will reload. Not only this, but the page will reload exactly the same way each time. If Amazon.com worked based off pure html, every type of page permutation (including orders pages) would have to be pre-written. And everyday, all those pages would manually need the dates changed
Javascript allows client-side dynamic pages, such as when you enter a password while registering on a new site and it tells you if it's valid, weak, strong, etc. It also allows you to control what happens when a user presses an html <button>. PHP allows for server side (and more complex) dynamic pages, including database integration and much more flexibility with forms.
I think writing one of these modules would be a great thing for my job portfolio. Consider me interested.
BGA Admins: Any chance you can release a list of approved but not yet developed games?