Joke

[Yobust]

Wife started to shout at me. So I left the room and went sat in bedroom throwing darts at my wife`s photo frame. But not even a single dart hit the target . Moments after from the living room , she asked me `What are you doing?` So I said , "Missing you!" Lol

[LightKnight]

Nice, good pun.

[DanCooper]

What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees.

[DanCooper]

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.

[DanCooper]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.

[Yobust]

In England, Social distancing guidelines have been relaxed, and we can now have gatherings of up to 8 people without issues
But I don't even know 8 people without issues.,,

[Yobust]

If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming.
They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"

[AlbusMalum]

Q: Why are numbers below 0 bad
A: Because their negitive.

[Yobust]

Albus good joke

[AlbusMalum]

Did you hear about the new flower shop? Business there is blooming.