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There once was a dragon...

AlbusMalum wrote: ↑12 June 2021, 03:24 There once was a dragon...

... who was tired having to guard the castle where princess Paula was confined. So one day he decided...

... to ask his mother why dragonkind was always tasked with guarding castles with human royalty. She ...

... admitted she did not know. It had been that way for ages. But our hero dragon really wanted to go to the bottom of that question. So his mother advised him to go see the Elder Dragon, who certainly could tell ...

The elder dragon was an old curmudgeon and didn’t fancy answering questions that day - he sent the young dragon to bring him the greatest fighter in the land for him to eat, only then would he answer his question…

The young dragon was disheartened to again be sent down the path of yet another tired old dragon trope. So instead of finding a great fighter to eat, he..

Ran off with Princess Paula. The moral of this story is...

..."Money doesn't solve all problems"...