Joke

[Yobust]

A naked man walks into a psychiatrists office.
The psychiatrist says to the naked man, "I can clearly see your nuts"

[Yobust]

A good reputation should be like a good fart
It should precede before your presence and linger after your absence.

[Yobust]

When god created the world, the prototype human was almost finished.
Then he said to the responsible construction angel: "Put little toes on them" "Why that?" "For the furniture, you'll see that it's going to be fun." God he's good to us

[DogLikeDude]

a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

[Yobust]

Manta lol funny

[Yobust]

On New Year's Eve, a Jamaican man arrives at a fancy dress party completely naked
"I'm a turtle" he says

Oh.. Who's on your back?

"That's Michelle" ( mi shell ) he replies;

[Yobust]

religions give us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love ( hate) peace . So Kids dont do religion nd have peace

[Peacebyrd]

Q:What happens when 2 pirates get mad at each other?

A:They have an ARRRRGGGYment.

[FT3]

What’s the most common type of owl in the world?

The Teat Owl.

Uh FT3, I don't get your joke...

Sorry, just looked back in on this thread…

It probably works better as a spoken joke, the answer is basically a tea towel.