Board Game Arena Café: A serious outlet for the battery-depleted ones!

[PurePearl]

too bad it's not real (or is it?)

[leafbreath]

I think you accidentally posted this on April 1st. Now everyone is going to think this is a joke and not show up.

[PuertoGeeko84]

I thought it could be real! Why don't you do it?

[Nevermore901]

Absolutely awesome!
I loved the paragraph with the premium only bathrooms

[Cat41]

Bravo. Well played BGA.

[Lily23]

"Discover anticipated features such as new rage quit system to digitally throw all game pieces over the screen (this will still lead to a Karma penalty)"

I would absolutely embrace the karma penalty to be able to do this at least once during Catan....

[SimplicatusGames]

Among all the crazy ideas here (unlimited dice rolls until you get your perfect score), limiting bathroom access to premium members is probably when I realized that you were taking me for a ride. I admit it, you got me. Well played, BGA!

[Antonik]

The conditions don't suit me. I need 5-ply toilet paper!!!

[Estemy]

Lol, I really fell for it, but to be honest this could be a really cool place. Like an internet cafe, but just for board games (and it could host BGA games as well as real board games). And Paris would be an excellent choice

[MiniJennJenn]

Somehow took me until the premium member section to realize it was April 1st.