Azul Cup - Day 6
As the regional stage of the competition nears its end, the controversy surrounding it continues to grow as stories begin to surface that some teams are using performance enhancements to get the edge over other teams. Our investigative journalist went deep undercover to find out more, names have been changed to protect identities…
Investigator: “So, when did you start losing control of it?”
Pr1pton1t3: “Probably around the time I started my movie career. I just started off small at first… just a bit of “notepad” on the side to relax me… And as my career took off and the fame grew, well it just got, it just got a lot worse… It’s more common than you think in the Azul movie business, look at the Ch1b411’s videos and tell me he’s not off his head, all the time!”
Investigator: “So, how often are you doing it now?”
Kv4rc10v4g: “I’m not proud to say I’m doing it every day. Some days, it’s just one Tab, others it can be two, three… (ex)hell I did 5 Tabs once, complete mind fu...”
Investigator: “What got you into the habit?”
4bCd3FgHi12345: “The pressure mein Frund, the unbelievable pressure. When you’re under-performing and your captain, 2eu5, tells you that this is the only way to up your game and compete with the best… what do you do? I don’t want to let him down; I don’t want to let anyone down… And, and I don’t want to have to watch another Pr1pton1te video, anything but that…”
Sad… very sad words from the vulnerable “victims” of what is emerging to be the darker side of Azul. We’ll keep you updated as the story unfolds…
In game news…
Group A-1
It seems like we spoke too soon as Hong Kong stand in defiance of China in this competition… Sunny has a 4-point lead over Phosphate_ in the 5th round of their game and has what appears to be a commanding board state.
Group A-2
In A-2, CTCTCT secures 2nd place with a win over Leosmar and is the only player with a clean sheet in this tournament, and therefore remains a real contender. His game against Kndr will be crucial in determining the winner.
Between the two of them they could cause a real upset for China’s hopes of qualification.
Group B-1
In the final game of the group, PJ9416 still faces the toughest challenge of his Azul career… determining whether to take 1 white or 2 yellow. The real kick to the gut is that there’s 2 more whites and 3 more yellows available in the game! Let’s hope Zeus really is immortal as he’s in for quite a wait.
Group D-1
Micalis’ delivered a blow for Chile today and a lifeline for the UK after defeating Spamgas. Injured Pigeon was quoted as saying, “The guy is a national treasure, I’ve never had a bad word to say about him…” This now elevates the UK to 11 points, with closest rivals Chile on 10.
Micalis has however suffered a setback in his first loss of the tournament against C0d3N1nj4, who incidentally also helped on today’s news by doing a sterling job of hiding the identities or our sources in our earlier segment, thanks C0d3n1nj4, you’re a 5t4r!
Tournament officials also wanted to state that they have received many questions ranging from:
• “Can we see the full final regional positions?”
• “What happens if a player deliberately times out?”
• “Will the finals start immediately after regionals?”
• “Can we make China weaker by forcing self_evident to play?”
• “Will the original player rankings be used for the finals?”
• “Can we sign up now for next season?”
• “Is Reish, OK?”
• “Are you OK? You didn’t mention Reish in today’s news.”
We’re not stalling for time, honestly. All these questions will be answered in due course. Right now, we don’t want to distract the Azul players that are still finishing off their accounting... turns, I meant turns.
Good night and be safe.