We are proud and happy to announce that the very first game published by Board Game Arena is coming to Kickstarter: Conan: Exploding Zombies.To be 100% clear, at BGA we know nothing about game publishing. Absolutely nothing. So when we go to our bank and tell them about the project they didn't feel excited about it. But then, we got this great, fantastic idea: we could just get 8 millions $ from Kickstarter!
By chance, we met Reiner X. Krathalauza, a very talented game designer who created an explosive figurine game absolutely explosive. We were very surprised to learn that in the past 10 years, not a SINGLE publisher understood the potential of this incredible prototype. Reiner told us than they are always afraid of stupid details like "do you know how it costs to produce a game with 3.500 miniatures?" or "do you really intend to sell figurines with TNT inside?". It even happened once that a game publisher refused to play the prototype until the end just because he lost an eye after an explosion...
This was so unfair that we decided to publish this game ourselves, and make it The Biggest Best Selling Game Ever. Yes. So we worked very hard to produce the most original and fun game ever: "Conan: Exploding Zombies".
Bored of Canada Dry Zombie game where everyone is ALWAYS safe at the end of the game? With "Conan: Exploding Zombies" ("CEZ"), you can live a REAL zombie experience, an incredible adventure where you can die... for REAL!
With "Conan: Exploding Zombies", you get more figurines than in Zombicide, you get a much larger box than with Hyperborea, with rules even simpler than for Explosive Kittens!
For 10$ or less: please accept our gratitude to help us make this game become a reality. And no, you don't get any royalties.
11$: receive 1 "Kickstarter limited edition" zombie figurine. All these "limited editions" figurines have a unique special feature: they are going to explode when our Kickstarter will reach 10M$! Note that associate warranty will expires few seconds before the explosion.
120$: receive 1 copy of "Conan: Exploding Zombies". If everything is okay you'll receive get the box in 2017. In case of Acts of God like: real world zombie attack, nuclear war, or if the BGA team has the flu, we will of course delay the the game release by several years. But don't worry: in the meantime we will send you some goodies to keep you waiting.
200$: receive 1 copy of "Conan: Exploding Zombies" with the game designer autograph. In addition, if (and this is HIGHLY improbable) we are some years late, we will realize a pre-series just for you so you can mock the cheapskate who only paid 120$.
1.000$: this looks more interesting. At this level we will make you a part of the game development team. There are 2 or 3 missing elements that still need to be created (including game rules), so you will live a great first experience in the game industry!
10.000$: a figurine based on your face is integrated inside the game! But pay attention: a zombie MUST be ugly. If you look good, we suggest you to put your head inside a wasps' nest during a few minutes before pledging. Then, you'll look almost like an acceptable zombie (and as a bonus, it will wake you up).
100.000$: we put your name on the game box. Yes, on the front. Just next to the name of the game designer, who - by the way - didn't invest a single penny in the game (and pretends to make money with it). This is only fair.
1.000.000$: we replace the game designer's name with yours. We know that there may be some legal issues here, but... we're speaking of 1M$ here, so you can trust us, we got your back.
